Aral’s Mastodon – Global Timeline
The latest 20 posts from mastodon.ar.al.
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when you go to upload something to youtube and you get the dreaded 'this is taking longer than expected'
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in this house we boost selfies
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escargoton, n: a particularly delicious end of the world involving snails
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"IT'S TIME TO P*CK A SIDE"
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Extr*me M**tp*nks F***ever, which is just #Meatpunks with random letters censored.
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"I just thought the game was living as long as possible, instead of dying on your own terms. Big fuckin' mistake."
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#selfie from the day. I really like these shoes
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To be honest I don't really want to read anyone's tweets on Mastodon.
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A selfie for no reason...
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croutons. that is all.
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'But with gaos, it’s the other way round. The root system of the gao is nearly as big as its branches, and unusually it draws nitrogen from the air, fertilising the soil. And unlike other trees in the area, gao tree leaves fall in the rainy season, allowing more sunlight through to the crops at a key moment.'
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/16/regreening-niger-how-magical-gaos-transformed-land
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roll 2d10 for boredom
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I see a future... a future in which everyone has an instance they takes with them. Mobile, personal, private social media... under the user's control.
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whoops, that should read "in an asynchronous medium (like mastodon) where you *can't* change your speech in real time"
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:greatcat: Kitty.Town stats:
❇️ Founded: May 1, 2017
❇️ 253 users
❇️ Connected to 2,285 instances
❇️ Blocked 166 instances -
1) just pick one
2) just pick a different one that gets fixed faster than that first one when it breaks
3) just pick one that you know boots nazis ASAP
4) just pick one with a cute or fun admin
5) just pick one with emojis you like
6) just pick one with a pretty theme
7) just pick one with a site name you like pronouncing
8) it really doesn't matter that muchMost active users will follow you when you move if you change your mind later. I promise.
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This isn't one of my usual misreads but seeing the words "Hot Scream" on my TL for some bizarre reason made me think of Shitscram.
And it's way too early in the year for that bollocks. :blobunamused:
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What did you do today to help instantiate the cyber-occult utopia?
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trying to think of any conversation I've ever had where I walked away thinking "wow the other person in that conversation was just TOO attentive and considerate about what they were saying"